Mike, I am sitting at your desk and I’ve changed the settings on your chair and you’ll never get it back the way you want it. You’re probably a better driver than me, but in a race, I’d have to give the edge to the Lada. It simply has too many stickers.

Chubbs: Back in 1995, Hemmings said I was going to be the next Ralph Lauren.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn’t let me show on the circuit anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I’m sorry. Because you’re black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore:…

So I went to the Atlanta Concours d’Elegance and there was a 1909 Rolls Royce Silver Ghost (Chassis #60907 to be exact) that won Best of Show - apparently some time during the 40s or 50s, the car ended up in India and was used as a tractor.