then we are of an Accord

The mighty woodpecker, carves out an outline of a pecker in the woods.

Based on your rebuttal about this being “ass backwards”, perhaps it is Daimler that will take it in the shorts

Had a similar situation with one and the down pipe from the gutter. The upstairs was an echo chamber, at least it seemed like it. I decided to “fight fire with fire” but never with the intent to cause any harm. I would go out on second floor deck and pelt the side of the house with paintballs, in the area where the…

I bet billyD hears that all the time from the ladies.

Auto-fellatio

iOS is still nowhere near robust enough to justify a $1000 asking price

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

I don’t want to spoil the ending of the trailer, but that really fills a niche I didn’t know I had.

Well, if you get a Mustang you will look like every second frat douche.

I KNEW IT!!! IT’S A PILE OF TURD POO COVERED IN COW ASS.

My mother has been a constant ‘Selectee’ since as long as I can remember. She is about as radical and scary as a cheese cake. So unless you know a lot of pension aged, service driven, God fearing, former school teachers named Mohammed stuff that racist shit back up your ass and choke on it. It ain’t funny ‘Bill’.

It almost seemed like the runner thought: Fuck it, lets just go home and get this over with.

It takes an idiot to eat gas station sushi is what you meant I think.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

When VTEC kicks in:

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

My next car will absolutely be a Mazda. FUCK I hope that new SkyActiv CIIHIIPIIHCIC or whatever winds up in the Miata.

Where do you think your smart phone/computer you’re using to make this comment was built?