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Let’s all remember that Nintendo is not violating the game developer’s First Amendment rights as the ESRB is a non-governmental entity that is used by the video game industry to self-regulate.

5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.

I would say “I told you so” to all of these epiphany-havin jackasses, but I think a “Man, fuck outta my face” is more apt right now.

Fuck this guy and everyone like him. Are you seriously trying to rationalize the most irrational person in the modern history of politics?

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

That sounds like something that came out of my ass.

In Lancia’s case, maybe they could launch a program to fix all the stuff that was broken in the original product.

Every freaking E30; that is all...

While there might be a spirited debate about the current leader in sports journalism, ESPN is not part of that debate. Sports Illustrated still is.

If the next president is anything like 45, I kind of like the idea of them being unable to direct command and control whilst in the air.

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

Dear Tom,

Nah, I’m just a moron and my brain is shutting down today.

It’s so bizarre that you spell everything else totally correctly but think that “hire” is spelled “higher.”

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

Maybe, but let’s be honest:

No, but it’s Florida, so you can shoot a kid if you feel threatened.