My mother has been a constant ‘Selectee’ since as long as I can remember. She is about as radical and scary as a cheese cake. So unless you know a lot of pension aged, service driven, God fearing, former school teachers named Mohammed stuff that racist shit back up your ass and choke on it. It ain’t funny ‘Bill’.

It almost seemed like the runner thought: Fuck it, lets just go home and get this over with.

It takes an idiot to eat gas station sushi is what you meant I think.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

When VTEC kicks in:

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

My next car will absolutely be a Mazda. FUCK I hope that new SkyActiv CIIHIIPIIHCIC or whatever winds up in the Miata.

I hate to ask this, but:

So scared you shit out your dickhole. Yikes.

that’s not where your butthole is supposed to be

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

But the brown is on the front?

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

I sold Volvo’s for a little bit....some of the better put together cars were the S60 Inscriptions (which happen to be one of the first mainstream cars fully built in china). I find your argument invalid.

This is that special kind of ignorance that is so popular today.

Where do you think your smart phone/computer you’re using to make this comment was built?

Let’s all remember that Nintendo is not violating the game developer’s First Amendment rights as the ESRB is a non-governmental entity that is used by the video game industry to self-regulate.

5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.