EVERY FUCKING DAY

That sounds like something that came out of my ass.

In Lancia’s case, maybe they could launch a program to fix all the stuff that was broken in the original product.

Every freaking E30; that is all...

While there might be a spirited debate about the current leader in sports journalism, ESPN is not part of that debate. Sports Illustrated still is.

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

Dear Tom,

Nah, I’m just a moron and my brain is shutting down today.

It’s so bizarre that you spell everything else totally correctly but think that “hire” is spelled “higher.”

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

On an unrelated note, you can now put historic plates on these in Maryland which I think is hysterical.

True story: the U.S. State Department bought a bunch of these several years back (about 2005-06 timeframe). The intention was to upgrade them with armor kits (Kevlar body panels, ballistic glass, etc.), and then send them to Iraq and Afghanistan and such to provide secure transportation for our diplomats assigned to…

They were used up and thrown away because they were the transportation appliances of the day.

Ironic they would remove the manual transmission but keep the turn signal stalks.

My girlfriend actually told me when we started dating that she was very impressed with my ability to lay on the horn and keep laying on it until the person in front of me is disoriented.

Counterpoint: If you’re using your horn to let someone behind the wheel of a goddamn car know “it’s time to stop reading that text,” they deserve to have their eardrums blown out of their ears, full stop.

Here are some stickers for the button blanks...

Gotta go against you on that "don't bring your own helmet" thing. Don't know where you're at, Alex, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a helmet with the general Los Angeles public, especially after I spent good money on my own. I say bring your own helmet and don't talk shit.