whotakethmycoke
whotakethmycoke
whotakethmycoke

Couldn’t I just Apollo 13 it?

Having never been to automotive school, I can’t even comprehend what goes into figuring out how this engine would fit into that chassis.

Moms too!

It’s hard to take you seriously with a username like that.

I’m struggling to incorporate Porgs into a fried chicken joke.

Only if you’re going on an Odyssey.

“Covsucker” refers to “covfefe”. It’s different from “cocksucker”.

Why can’t you find something this size Stateside these days? Because all truck-makers sleep at the bed of “bigger is better”. Why the hell does the current F-150 look like it’s the size of an F-350 from the 90's? As a sedan driver, I’d really appreciate a return to more human-sized trucks that I can see around at

My only complaint is that I wish the video quality was much better.

Nevermind the essence of the character, Iron Fist comes across as a whiny, entitled shit that can only win a fight with his glowy bits.

To be honest, it’s not sneaking up and killing you if you pay attention to it.

Into the neighbor’s living room window, that’s how.

I seem to remember this being referenced somewhere.. Was it a brief line in Red October?

Is it ever appropriate to CP an E30?

Joke would’ve been on her if you’d actually gone through.

All I can see is a Cylon gorilla in that AT-M6 now.

Same here, in between bouts of absolute boredom having nothing for my right hand to do between lights.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

To add to that, it’s no mistake why they’re bundling Home Minis with Pixel preorders.