Maybe because I’m old school, but I still prefer my wired headphones over the bluetooth ones. I’ve a pair that converts between the two, but it’s handy to not have to charge the things. Trading that off for water resistance? Again, maybe because I’m just old, but I know that electronics and water don’t mix, and I can…

Just a heads up, those Aukey ring holders are unavailable.

Just a heads up, those Aukey ring holders are unavailable.

Way back in high school, one of my classmates came in with a spot of blood on his shirt. When we asked him about it, he explained how he had to use a boat oar to defend himself against a couple of geese that had taken up residence near his house, who came after him when he got too close when leaving for school. No…

I’d argue not. The trees and hedges on his property remove sightlines, not to mention that pool is a deathtrap. It’s not like it has anything to fear from RPGs or tank-killers, so I would think that having better visibility would be more advantageous for it.

More like they’ll recognize the “bad optics” of this, and not say anything.

Part of me really wants this to be some amalgamation of Car Talk and the car-explodey-bits of Mythbusters (that first cement mixer disappearing act will never not bring a smile to my face).

*waves emphatically* Make that 282!

Your saving grace: doesn’t come in stick.

Could’ve used this a few weeks ago for a phone repair. I managed with a hairdryer, but now there’s a ton of light bleed and the screen doesn’t work well when the phone gets too hot.

Could’ve used this a few weeks ago for a phone repair. I managed with a hairdryer, but now there’s a ton of light…

I’m not sure which would’ve been louder, that, or the sound of their heartbeat in their head.

I’ve got the Gerber Dime. It works in a pinch, but the scissor tool isn’t the best, and whoever assembled mine put way too much lubricating oil because after a few months, I’m still wiping excess oil off the various parts.

I’ve got the Gerber Dime. It works in a pinch, but the scissor tool isn’t the best, and whoever assembled mine put…

This thing looks like a frowning bear cub with a significant underbite.

This thing looks like a frowning bear cub with a significant underbite.

I’d love to see someone come along in a T-80 or something and give this guy his just desserts.

The prototype laser for Mazda’s new rotary: http://jalopnik.com/of-course-mazda-is-still-working-on-their-new-rotary-en-1802144895

Once upon a time, people said that very same thing about cars from Japan.

Tangentially related: why did it take GoDaddy this long to terminate their account? DS had to have been a fairly high-trafficked site, and they had to have been monitoring the content. I give GoDaddy no points for doing what they should’ve done a long time ago.

I was gonna say, that sounds like poop for some people.

The Acura Legend. I’d prefer an ‘89 with better moonroof drainage, rustproofing, and updated electronics insulation, but I’ll take whatever I can get.

He can get a new-to-him truck.