I actually understand the concept behind dark energy. I meant I was believing your explanation until you threw that in.

You actually had me going until you mentioned dark energy.

I’m pretty sure it’s a human trend.

That’s what middle fingers are for.

I feel like “A mix between TV and the bathroom” should be separated out from the third choice.

Here’s the solution: sporty, little cars with a stick shift. Problem solved.

I’ve come to learn that nothing on the Internet is implied. As for 2020 candidates? I just want someone with their head screwed on right.

That “ridiculous healthcare entitlement” was my only source of insurance as an adult student going back to school who was long past coverage under his parents’ plan, and wasn’t covered under his employer’s, so no thank you.

This is why we need open borders. It’s far cheaper to let those 3rd world children in than it is to ship all the old stuff out.

At that point, they might want you to be gone for a week. #makefriendswithyourlocalpd

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s grounds for insurance to total the car.

No thanks, I’m short enough as it is.

Any word on where one can acquire a Switch without getting swindled?

What happens when someone drives into the holes in the street left by these lunch trays?

This reminds me of that “let’s eat Grandma” example.

This seriously annoyed me. I’m bumping around in Mario Kart 64 and I specifically avoid Peach because she was always Princess Toadstool to me.

To add on to that, your Average Joe doesn’t care a whit about the sites s/he (Joe is genderless in this case) visits, and doesn’t mind or really care about the ads being served up to them from all those cookies (hell, Joe doesn’t know what a non-carbohydrate cookie is), so I can’t see Joe caring much about VPNs at the…

That is not what the term ‘birdie’ was coined for.

I’m partially sad that the Yanks didn’t bring him back, and ashamed that I didn’t start following him sooner.

These are the same people who want to turn right on red, but sit behind the car in front of them because they think they don’t have room, even though there’s a mile between their bumper and the curb.