Thank you Yama Restaurant in Morgantown, WV for making the entire state of West Virginia not be embarassed when “Walmart” came up on the list of best Ramen in all 50 states.

And this man wants to be your president. He looks like Mr. Magoo!

I think it is a secret code. She is communicating with someone. Hillary, What are you trying to tell us? Or is she communicating with Obama’s Secret Muslim Cabal? I’m running an entropic analysis....there is some message in those coughs.... They are not Random. Linguistics Analyze! She is telling us...... “Obama…

Emmys, Oscars, and Grammys have to go to someone every year..... maybe it was a slow year? If Joe Dirt was the only film made in 2001 David Spade would have had Best Actor and Best Picture. So, ponder that for a minute.

This Muslim Cabal that assists Obama in Everything he does must be very powerful if they can get a non citizen elected president, change his name, tricked us into opening Cuba, and creating a socialist country with Obama Care, Obama Phones, and Obama Groceries.......and now assassinate a man with a pillow. Step…

I feel like someone played The Dig.....and really liked it. Love those 1995 graphics.

Jim Gilmore you come to Huntington WV and I’ll take you out for Spaghetti. You can choose we have Rocco’s and we have Jim’s. I’ll buy.

Well if you call a homeless guy over to your car to give him a dollar..... don’t be surprised if he finds a socially inappropriate way to ask for the time...... and then licks your fingers. He probably just recognized her as Abbie and figured she was really nice, and may even share her Big-Gulp with him.

This is really easy. Just take “To Kill a Mocking Bird” distribute it to your actors have them rehearse. Then on opening night before anyone can go on stage they have to each drink a gallon of espresso, and a redbull, and pop a No-Doze. Then boom! It has been Sorkin-ized.

So everyone under the age of 25? I kid! I kid!

There was an episode of Punky Brooster which decried...DO NOT LEAVE OLD FRIDGES LYING AROUND!!!

He is kinda “gingery” and he is a republican so it is just too many turn-offs.

That is just a Nike Air Force One with a higher high top.

in 2016 Amazon has looked into its own naval and seen the future of books is “Stores that sell books.” Which has changed from the 1995 view which was “No more Stores that sell books.”

My theory is that his arms are unusually scrawny and he is self conscious. Just like Jeb and his height....and Rubio and his height.

Some people say “Bitch-Face” i like to call it “The look of constipation” it is easily cured by drinking a bottle of water, and eating a bran muffin. If that doesn’t work a large cup of coffee will usually suffice. (I’m talking to you Kanye.)

If this article was too long I’ll sum it up. Madeleine had a sore throat and drank some soup! Enjoy the remainder of your Thursday.

David Spade knows thirsty....

“Wisconsin! I can be the new Florida!”

You wouldn’t have been hit by a car if you weren’t playing games and were at work! Well, I mean you could have been lots of people work from home so it still could have happened.