“Can I haz OZscar, yetz?” That is what Leo is thinking.

So, what is Kylie’s Bacon number?

You got bid and ugly Reese.

One would assume that being a level above human, cancer would be the first of our design flaws taken off the table. I mean cancer is the great equalizer of us all.

The Douche-Bag-ometer just flew off the charts. I’m predicting 100Mega-Winkelvosses, on the Bonaduce scale.

If i hit this button will Mo from Full Throttle jump out and yell at Ben?

Call me and we will switch places my number is 555-...-....! I would love to be alone for the holidays!

10 years too late.

What If I’m looking for a “less meaningful” and “more physical connection” is there a checkbox for that?

I never thought 2 companies would fight over this slogan but they did: “Sausages, They Give You Cancer! Backyard, Front Yard, patio.”

I don’t quite understand how the 16 year old could have a fair and impartial hearing when the judge presiding over it ...“slapped a 16-year-old boy during a meeting at a courthouse”. I’m pretty sure there is something in the constitution about that.

“Time Traveler Trolls Trump!” Read all about! All the news you can use for only a dime! Sunday paper’s a quarter!

Tidal is now following the I heart Radio business plan? A live show every 3 months?

does one get a discount on tickets if they bring Cheese-Wiz to The Wiz?

This image has been cropped so that you cannot see the grappling hooks and “ninja tools”.

So many knives, so many state/federal/hospitals/schools to not be allowed to carry them into.

A child laughing at a man with the mind of a child.

“My girls is looking at Ronnie! He always steals my girl! I’m gonna punch him in the face.... after I finish my pre-cal homework.

“Ronnie is so cute”

Ronnie