Vin Diesel is the most human action star since Bruce Willis crossed the Bugs Bunny Event Horizon in Die Hard III, which is weird since Vin has mainly been in ridiculous over-the-top movies.

The real twist is we’re all figments of Dowd’s imagination.

Wilder was the main force behind the movie and script.

Comme ci comme ca. That damned Banzai is forever a thorn in my side and Lizardo keeps taking taking control and posting on his own. At least, Emilio’s a fairly decent sort... for cursid monkey boy. Mostly I miss our get-togethers with Xenu. Plotting global domination, martinis, Cruise in his little bondage get-up.…

Goddammit Zod, I’m a physicist not a botanist!

Welcome to happy, smiley 1984, where everybody is nice.... or else.. You see the problem with banning ideas you don’t like, right? Someone with an agenda different from your’s might be the one deciding which ideas are dangerous.

I just want two hours of Daniel Craig and Don Johnson trying to out bad southern accent each other.

Oohh, then they could explore John Connor’s daddy issues!

Heck, I’ve been around since the original AV Club days.  Oh, you mean the monkey boy I inhabit.

Why the double post? Damn your eyes Kinja!

Here’s a non-ghost story that some might find spooky. IRL I’m a field scientist. I spend a lot of time in very remote parts of the southwest, often by myself for work. I’m also a climber and amateur naturalist. I’ve been hiking, climbing, backpacking and just basically hanging out in the woods all over north America…

Here’s a non-ghost story that some might find spooky. IRL I’m a field scientist. I spend a lot of time in very remote parts of the southwest, often by myself for work. I’m also a climber and amateur naturalist. I’ve been hiking, climbing, backpacking and just basically hanging out in the woods all over north America…

Most definitely. Some days I’m sitting around planning world domination or how I’m finally going to get that damned Banzai and then I see the news and think “Why bother?”.

Howard, is that you?

Actually, it’s aliens, but you didn’t hear that from me.

Seth Green’s ears just perked up.

That’s the Eszterhas film.  I think Sharon stone was in it.

It’s not a Troma film.

So sorta a cross between “Killer Bed” and “Liquid Sky”?

I recall a golden age or earlier “two-fisted spaceman” sorta pulp novel where the humans were using portals left behind by precursor aliens. Unfortunately, I read a crap ton of pulp sci-fi back in the day and I can’t recall any details.  I think this (and related) tropes are pretty old.  Maybe is was one of the…