whorfin
Whorfin
whorfin

Yes, I’m sure. Nothing excuses child molestation.  

Keanu, Bruce Willis, Stallone  are all still opening movies to varying degrees of success.

I think the weird upbringing, show-business career from an early age, mega-fame as a young adult and finally the vitiligo broke him. On top of that he starts trying treatments for the disease and people accuse him of “trying to be white” or addicted to plastic surgery. That doesn’t excuse child molestation (if true)

With a Pee Wee laugh.

Hell, just use old-fashioned makeup to give him a few lines on his face and some grey hair.  Maybe a little eye-baggage.

Did Keanu suddenly retire or is he just too ageless? 

Or maybe I’m not taking this nearly as seriously as you think I am?

why not?  Wouldn’t feathered dinos be rad?

nope

You may want to cut back on your coffee intake.

It also proves that some artists have no concept of the depth of time. Yes, it’s a silly fantasy cartoon, but people running around with dinosaurs just bugs me.

It happened right outside Flagstaff on the set of Easy Rider. Nicholson shot a PA because his coffee was cold.  Don’t you guys know any film history.

Yeah, superheros are pretty much the opposite of progressive.  But that’s hardly a new idea.  

I pair Goodfellas with Heat. First half of movie = it’s fun to be a crook. Second half = it sucks to be a crook.

I think the very last shot with DeNiro looking in the rear view mirror kinda undermines that. The character hasn’t won and hasn’t gotten better, he’s still the same scary nutcase he was all through the movie.

Their experience growing up was vastly different from Generation Jones. They had Ozzie and Harriett and the Summer of Love, we had Taxi Driver and AIDS. 

Finally, a way to describe myself without saying Boomer.

the 1850s

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