He used to be identical to his sister.

TOS was at it’s best very early on.

Maybe she likes her men less furry?

That’s downright esoteric!

Spotting Iron Man will be like a Where’s Waldo comic.

Mutt will be off adventuring on the other side of the world, missing in the Amazon or busy becoming an astronaut. That way, if needed, he can always be brought back in Indy 7..

Just keep reciting “Who the actor is in real life doesn’t matter. It’s all fake anyway. I don’t have to like the people who create something to enjoy it.” As James Doohan once said, “I love Jim Kirk a lot, Bill Shatner, not so much.”.  

The whole bit is going to be set to “Old Time Rock and Roll” for old time’s sake.

He’s going to retrieve the “elephant’s foot” from Chernobyl wearing nothing but his underwear. It’s going to be the greatest (not immediately lethal) stunt in history. He’s spent months slowly building his resistant to hard radiation in a secret Scientology laboratory.

Pretty sure that, by now, there are at least ten producers furiously calling each other about making this and whether Paul Hogan is still alive..

Brew and drink it all immediately?

That is totally dependent on the target audience. For people of a certain demographic, Sting is the thing.

The Police’s songs like “Mother”, “Every Breath You Take” and “Roxane” were intended to be in the voice of crazy or creepy people, not the singer’s voice. Similarly, Danny Elfman wasn’t actually a pedophile while singing “Little Girls” he was being a punk rocker and trying to provoke people. Performers and writers are…

Which fanbase is which?

The “in a world...” guy died.

Is there, perhaps, some sort of literary contest in progress where you win by coming up with the most batshit crazy post-apocalyptic story premise ever? Because, I think we have a winner.

Plus Marion has earned a Ph.D. and is coming up for tenure at UCLA.

Indy’s trials and tribulations as the Archaeology Department Chairman at a USC campus circa 1968. All the students want to do is hook up, get high and avoid the draft, nobody is interested in class or adventures.

We’d need to resurrect and re-cast with Leslie Nielsen.

It may not be “wrong” or “right”, but it’d probably be bad for your mind. Repeatedly living out your worst impulses even in simulation is likely to reinforce that mindset.