I agree! I’m using Gardner’s text for Art History this semester and it’s pretty great.

Gary is a nice man who truly loves Miranda! He is not the devil!

Sorry, do you mean Milo? The Phantom Tollbooth is too important to mess up

That is so fucking cool! Skydiving? Australia? omg

In all seriousness I went to girl scout summer camp (with horses) as a kid and it was the shit

This is straight up the plot of crimson peak.

He told you he was there? What a jerk!

For the baby hairs, I use clear mascara (I think it’s maybelline (maybe its maybelline)) and it works really well!

Thank you! I think so too

Okay, so I got stood up today. By some guy I met on tinder. We had plans to get coffee but he just stopped texting me and left me to freak out over the whole thing. Now I’m just sitting in my dorm room listening to Bikini Kill for the first time since I was 14.

They are truly star-crossed lovers

replace “definitely, maybe” with listening to “possibly maybe” on repeat and you have mine

I am so happy to hear that Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger are still together! I have no idea why I am so invested in their relationship.

You’re doing god’s work

Ben Falcone’s tweet is so cute! He’s such a twitter dad

I’m a little dissapointed

Don’t do this to me! I love Pa

I just want to take this opportunity to mention how much I fucking hate Karl Ove Knausgard and how unsurprised I am that he would title his books the English translation of Mein Kampf.

It’s a negative review...

I loved Running out of Time! The author also wrote a book about this project where old people were made to age in reverse, but something went wrong and they just kept getting younger and younger. It really freaked me out.