New Yorker here! September should still be pretty hot so sandals are wise. I have a pair of saltwater sandals that are cute, comfy, and really inexpensive. I love a good pair of clogs for arch support though, mine are Sanita.

Did we go to high school together?

Martin Starr is one of those actors who convinces me to watch whatever they’re in. I have no idea why.

He bumped into me in the hallway once and didn’t apologize. He starred in the production of Guys and Dolls, was a very bad singer. Otherwise not all that notable, except for the minor popularity afforded to him because of his talent and/or famous father. LaGuardia has like 2500 students, so we weren’t exactly close

Lots of LaG alumni in these parts! I can speak to Ansel Elgort ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

New boyfriend! I like him quite a lot. Moving into the sweet spot of post-nerves, pre-arguments

My dad used to say “we all get old, if we’re lucky”, which I think is quite true. We view getting old as such a bad thing, but it’s much nicer than the alternative. Go dads!

Aw, thanks! I was really pleased with myself.

I really surprised myself this week!

The fact that not one, but two Kate Bush songs are misspelled here (Clowdbusting? This Woman’s WorTH?) really makes me question your dedication to the Bush.

I prefer to think of it as a candid from one of their many intimate get-togethers.

Somehow also my first thought? I wouldn’t be surprised at a tweet that just said “kale kale kale” or “calcium calcium calcium” so it seemed like a reasonable explanation

I think this one is most clear in the wide shot, not the close up. Dick is on the left, one ball is on the right. But this is just my armchair dickpic analysis.

That’s hilarious! No wonder you caught on.

That was beautiful, and everything I had hoped for. But what if you had hailed a regular, non-cash cab when the producer let you go? All of her canvassing would be for nought. I loved that story.

You were on Cash Cab? I’m going to need some more information about that.

The selfie is of Adam Levine and Christina Grimmie, not Adam and Behati.

@claudemalleable

Thank you! It was lovely, especially because that was my first tweet.