There was a meme that captured the look between them that had them saying “Girl.” “I know, girl.” I choose to believe they were talking shit the entire time. I know I would have been.

She just has to play nice for the public. We all know what she was feeling with that look.

Especially when you add in the look Hillary Clinton is giving her. It looks like they were just muttering shit to each other and Michelle noticed the photographer and gave that look.

I mentioned to my doctor I was thinking about some fillers and she was like, that’s fine, but go to a doctor who has an office, do not go to a party in someone’s home. She was really adamant about it and I didn’t get why, but now it makes more sense.

Well, well, Rockerfeller! I’ve got lint and Steak n Shake coupons interspersed with pennies!

But he’s a businessman and his business side made that decision.

ALWAYS cut them off. How else do you get the sweet fray at the bottom??

A French fry festival... crinkly, curly, waffle, truffle (To please the hipster crowd),steak fries... all joining together under one roof with plenty of dipping sauces... this sounds like Heaven.

Wade—first time/long time. Do you shower in the morning before work, or at night before bed? I’ll hang up and listen.

Re: The cheese sandwich and undressed salad - I am convinced that that is not actually a salad, but dressing for the sandwich. Maybe the festival goers were supposed to kill the swimming pigs with their bare hands and make their own BLTs.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Clearly United’s PR guy quickly found new work.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

It was when my progressive friends on Facebook all came to the same collective realization that we were voting for Hillary not because we liked her but because she was our only bulwark against fascism. And when my libertarian friends on Facebook pushed toward Johnson because “fear is not a reason for voting.”

As…

When did y’all start to get the feeling that she could lose?

It’s all Reagan’s fault. His pre-Dickens worldview that poor folks are poor because they are lazy and shiftless caught on, and now it has spread like a fungus through the body politic. Now, 30 years later, these Ayn Rand cosplayers dominate the political landscape and spread their “just world” hypothesis over…

Wasn’t Steve Jobs pretty wealthy? Didn’t he die of cancer? Seems to negate the old geezers argument.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.