Apparently. He came in with huge swooping changes for Today and scuttlebutt is that Matt Lauer wasn’t having any of it since Lauer is (irregardless of whether the Today changes would have been good or not) incredibly lazy and set in his ways. So Horowitz was out before he even technically started at NBC.

He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

Here in Toronto I met a member of the Getty family who had the largest stereo system I’ve ever seen coupled with a god awful taste in music. I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt. Lastly I smoked copius amounts of hash in Israel with a Hearst.

Except for one half of the Koch brothers being there this is a “party” in the Hamptons with the Democratic B list.

I mean, I assume it was them...

That’s true.

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Who among us hasn’t ended up at the same party as a Koch brother and awful person Kushner?

and what her white boyfriend would say

I’m not. What she did was reprehensible. She got drunk and shoved her pussy into a good looking guy’s face, and then cried rape when she sobered up and realized her boyfriend wouldn’t be impressed.

Because expressing any skepticism about her claim would be seen as anti-feminist. Because calling her names, say a vapid bimbo would brand one a hypocrite, as it is exactly the “vapid bimbo” who should be believed in a situation such as this. It is the same value system that gets people to call Kim K the new face of…

I said this before on this story and ill say it again....black dudes used to get lynched for the shit she pulled. Why are you guys going so soft on this?

Seriously, I just flipped the genders in my head and it reads way, way more like rape- A guy takes a girl to a secluded area away from the group, starts to make out with her and sticks her hand down his pants, then once it becomes clear that intercourse isn’t going to happen decides “at least he’s getting his” and…

What mental gymanstics do you have to go through to think it’s a good idea to put an American flag on a dumpster?

The smartest thing she could have done was to rally Demario so the two of them could go on morning shows, decrying the horrors of reality shows. They could have ridden this out for a couple of months. Followed up by a seminar tour, where they help others get over the “worst moment of their life” for $125 each at an…

I felt victimized by the fact that others were judging me through conflicting and unsubstantiated reports

“I felt victimized by the fact that others were judging me through conflicting and unsubstantiated reports”

#BlackLabsMatter

Oh I see, just because he’s male and blond haired America doesn’t care about the truth. You can bet your ass if this had been a flat-coated retriever they’d be demanding to see his papers and questioning what happened to the real Jake...