Southerners and their fancy gussied-up names for cockroaches.

COUNTERPOINT :

My nephew (HUGE at 6'5") came downstairs at my NJ house (in FL now) and said, “Aunt Sybann, there’s a bat upstairs hanging on the bathroom door frame.” Would NOT go back upstairs. I had to go knock it (gently) into a juice container and take it outside... People do not react well to bats indoors, for sures.

Apparently. He came in with huge swooping changes for Today and scuttlebutt is that Matt Lauer wasn’t having any of it since Lauer is (irregardless of whether the Today changes would have been good or not) incredibly lazy and set in his ways. So Horowitz was out before he even technically started at NBC.

Bats outdoors: “Hey neat. They’re kinda cute too!”
Bats indoors: “PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. LETHAL FORCE HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.”

Who are these people who crave a snuggle with a bat? They need to be identified and evaluated as soon as possible.

New HBO show about the lives of Dogs in Baltimore!

He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

Here in Toronto I met a member of the Getty family who had the largest stereo system I’ve ever seen coupled with a god awful taste in music. I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt. Lastly I smoked copius amounts of hash in Israel with a Hearst.

Except for one half of the Koch brothers being there this is a “party” in the Hamptons with the Democratic B list.

I mean, I assume it was them...

That’s true.

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Who among us hasn’t ended up at the same party as a Koch brother and awful person Kushner?

Seriously, I just flipped the genders in my head and it reads way, way more like rape- A guy takes a girl to a secluded area away from the group, starts to make out with her and sticks her hand down his pants, then once it becomes clear that intercourse isn’t going to happen decides “at least he’s getting his” and…

What mental gymanstics do you have to go through to think it’s a good idea to put an American flag on a dumpster?

I felt victimized by the fact that others were judging me through conflicting and unsubstantiated reports

#BlackLabsMatter

Oh I see, just because he’s male and blond haired America doesn’t care about the truth. You can bet your ass if this had been a flat-coated retriever they’d be demanding to see his papers and questioning what happened to the real Jake...