alongside a bottle of Jack Daniel’s

Yeah, good luck with that, lady.

I wager that if Salvador Dali died the owner of a small engine repair shop with 250 Lira and a battered Fiat Chroma to his name, no one would be wasting a dime on paternity claims.

People get weird when money is involved.

Nothing says “entitled white rich person in NY” like the term “social justice warrior princess.”

“an astrologer and tarot card reader”

All we need to clench it is for her to make some pro-Trump/Macron statements. Does Spain still have a fascist movement she could support?

And that’s where I went “well sure, that makes sense.” If it were any other artist, I’d have shrugged off her claims, but this is freakin’ DALI.

Boy, every summer, it seems the New York Times loves writing articles about the douchiest millennials

for all the money these people have, i fail to understand why they all seem to insist on decorating their apartments like renaissance-era monarchs. enough with velvet and the oil paintings already, geez.

How charming, a gathering of the “clueless lucky sperm club” members disguised as a lightly fragranced seance. The ominous rumbling sound is several spirits rolling their eyes en masse.

Jumping the fence to retrieve a hat led to the most recent death at my local Six Flags.

The last time went to a Six Flags Great Adventure around 2003. It was Halloween, the park was so crowded you couldn’t move or go on a ride. Fights were breaking out on the long lines and then rival gangs began to fight. We ran out of there to a scene of swat teams and cop cars evacuating the park.

Hadn’t heard of that park. But Six Flags is still the deadliest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_at_Six_Flags_parks Lists over 20 deaths that have happened in their parks. Six Flag’s Great Adventure’s Haunted Castle in 1984 burned down with 8 people inside. Six Flag’s is atrocious. I’m glad I made it out in…

You were absolutely badass if you went to Action Park and lived to tell about it.

I stayed inside and watched documentaries today and suffered no injuries.

Maybe I’m old but do they no longer have those giant trampoline type things that they use to catch people? I feel like an amusement park would have one? Inflatable thing? Something? Bueller?

Dear person filming, it is probably not park security’s explicit job to catch falling patrons. Pretty sure this is more than uncommon for them. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad people did catch her, but it seemed like an odd thing to yell at them when they’re trying to assess the area and keep the chaos reined in.

The girl had to be messing around and somehow got completely outside the ride and couldn’t pull herself back in. I can’t imagine any other explanation on such a slow, enclosed ride. Kids!

Nope! This is the worst/deadliest! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park