That was my first thought too - I mean, Belichick brought in Tim Tebow presumably to try to keep Hernandez from going off the deep end before we all learned just how far off it he already was. Are these guys going to be a round-the-clock Mod(eration) Squad tasked with saving the margarita-swilling soul of one Robert…

I haven’t even SEEN this <cackles>. Thank you!

HAHA. Maybe if I worked for Vogue. I’m lucky I don’t ;)

Fucker’s wearing every pastel in the box!

Mediocre white tech dude already tweeted out how they’ll be more prepared next year...so no I don’t think he’ll ever fully embrace his mediocrity any time soon.

Like 100% of the morons that appear before Judge Judy.

Good point. My boss once called me from Paris at 3:30am (my time) asking me to call the front desk (at his five star hotel) because he didn’t have enough little soaps in his bathroom.

You joke, but I saw a dudebro on a morning show who went to this thing saying that he will be definitely attend next year’s festival.

I HEARD THEY HAD TO FLY BACK COACH!!!! OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!!!!

All of this reminds me of Dashcon, in larger proportion. The ball pit!

Yea, but we’re not rich. Rich people are entitled to never have to deal with the mild inconveniences that plague us proles.

I’m wondering if the organizers managed to buy insurance for the event. My thinking is probably, no.

The problem is I want no one to win this lawsuit.

His Juicero style viagra vape pen despenser start-up will never get investors now.

Oh for fuck’s sake. We’ve all had nightmare vacations. Oh you had to eat a cheese sandwich and pee on the beach? Get over it.

I AM HOLLERING

How do we convince pod person Mark Zuckerburg to not run for president?

I adore you sometimes.

It just keeps getting better

Daddy’s rich lawyer, aka the sword of Damocles hanging over anyone trying to swindle rich people out of their money.