And always makes you CALL them Doctor.

Hey...they are alternate doctors.

But they wear lab coats! It means they ARE doctors.

Chiropractor: a twelve-letter word for “someone who is not a doctor who wants you to think he’s a doctor.”

Ahh yes the old “Black people are wrong or lying about the racism they experienced growing up and continue to experience” line.

It’s a good read. It’s mostly about her eating disorder. She gave the real down and dirty details about the crazy stuff she did to stay thin.

Ding Ding Ding. I hope it means that she would move on to better things? Who will have top billing Kelly or Ryan? If it says Live with Ryan and Kelly it’s almost over for her.

So... Kelly’s been screwed by her last two cohosts (if rumors are to be believed about all of the behind-the-scenes drama and *feelings*) and now she’s taken on a guy who got to where he is by making his first cohost disappear completely off the face of the Earth*?!

Oh boy, I’m imagining how badly this will end when Ryan takes Kelly’s job. Once Seacrest is on a job, he always takes over and apparently never leaves, given his 50+ jobs.

This is a little puzzling. Ryan Seacrest is a fairly powerful person in Hollywood. Why would he take a CO-HOSTING job...with Kelly?!? If I were Kelly, I’d keep my guard up—I’d feel like they’re putting him in there in order to oust her and get a new woman host on there (of Ryan’s choosing, of course).

Chris Hardwick gets to have all the other ones.

Riiiiight, because there are so many fatalities when parties full of drunk white teens get the cops called on them.

Bobby, I also really want it to be true that Ellen and Drew Barrymore are doin’ it. We’re about due for some sapphic drama now that Kristen Stewart has settled down for the moment!

Ummmm not even the cops are claiming they were shot at...

So Trump signed an executive order that has Ryan Seacrest has all the jobs in the entertainment industry?

Please, please, please don’t actually be this fucking stupid, sheltered, and privileged.

I don’t know why these morons keep shooting at moving cars. They endanger everyone else in the fucking street, hit passengers who have no control over the car and risk the car going out of control, thus endangering everyone in the street, when they kill the person in control of a 2-ton vehicle.

Yeah, we need to stop the hero worship of cops. Not every cop is a hero, plenty are just violent scum. Or jumpy cowards. Or racist. Or collaborators with the violent, jumpy, cowardly, racist scum. Three of the five bullies in my high school class became cops, which looks like a pattern. And Trump isn’t helping.

Fuck every last “law enforcement officer.” The biggest sham in this country. The only things they “protect and serve” are white people and white supremacy. Fuck them all to hell. I don’t care if your dad, uncle, brother, sister, mother is one of the “good ones,” they’re all complicit in this charade.