I thought I was the only one with that problem!

he must be using Silkk the Shocker for crisis communications

Example: every celebrity restaurant ever.

I’m gonna hear every thought in my head with that voice of his now.

I don’t know exactly WHY I believe he had good intentions but I honestly do

I confess, you got me. I’m chuckling like an idiot here.

My Ja Rule voice kept changing into DMX voice?

Fyre Festival is the Juicero/Theranos of the rich kid party scene. Silicon Valley is batting .000 this year.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

So I appreciate that he apologized since he’s associated with the event, but let’s be honest. Ja Rule wasn’t involved in the actual oranizing. He wasn’t on the phone with charter companies setting up flights and choosing between tent styles. Though the idea of Ja Rule in some sort of business/office setting is…

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

I suspect the children of 12,000 very rich, white, upper-middle class lawyers and bankers are not the best group of people to fuck sideways if you want a life free of legal drama.

Pssh... speak for yourself! I can remember being a precocious 5-year old, sitting in the car in a gas line with my old man back in ‘79, declaiming Carter was totally fucking shit up and would be a one-term President. True story!

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

Same for me, but with my Naughty America subscription. I want wholesome America, good programs like BRCC.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

The sell: Private yachts, beautiful sexy people, the best food and drink the world has to offer. The reality: cheese sandwiches, lost luggage, a broiling tent in the dirt. You could do that yourself. Pack a $50 tent, get a loaf of bread and some cheese for $5, drive to a campsite at your local beach, and save yourself…