*kicks in door*

maybe you just need stronger coffee... I did all of that before 7am

I wish I had the energy now that George Soros has in his late 80s. That man is so busy planning bus routes for illegal immigrants to raid voting booths, training crisis actors like David Hogg, and now running sport blogs, I don’t know how he finds time to pimp underage sex slaves to Bill Clinton.

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

It’s like he saw Medusa, or he’s wondering if he locked the door before heading to catch the team plane.

You spelled “winning a game” wrong

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

I wonder what the Knicks are up to.

Counterpoint: NO. I’LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

Also burning a lower case T to tell their opponent it’s “Time to Leave”

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Looking forward to Buck walking in front of the anthem singer the next time Chris Tillman starts.  

We’ve all been horrible, horrible human beings, evidently.

I think there are other pulling out jokes to be had, but in interest of propriety, they will go unsaid.

My sister has tickets to Game 4. But she lives in Silver Spring, MD.

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.

The spirit of Tomsula lives on.

I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs at Kroger for 2.50, boil them all for a week’s worth of provisions, and then let the hotdog water ferment for a couplefew months and end up with a potent and tasty beverage just in time for October baseball. All I’m sayin’ is if you’re spending good money’ for your hot dog liquor,…