At least you said sorry before being dumb. 

“And if you happen to be near the ocean or a salt lake, all you have to do is fill an empty can of beans with some of the water, leave it on the dashboard of your van overnight, and the next morning, you have free salt!”

I realize they have to at least have the appearance of an investigation of Durkin’s actions before they can his ass (though, I’m guessing he’s an at-will employee and therefore has no protections from termination other than it cannot be for reasons illegal or unconstitutional), but—

Milton Bradley?

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

Don’t get too cocky, she has 60 years experience hanging out at the bowling alley. I wouldn’t challenge her at pinball either.

I’ll bet at least I can out-drink her, which is the entire point of bowling anyways.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

Grayson Allen was about the most Utah pick they could have possibly made. He is inextricably “scrappy” and “white.”

lonnie walker is a joy

Obligatory:

When my comment passes 100 stars, will you acknowledge I read the room* just fine?

Whooo buddy I am definitely going to see you in hell

I’m as disappointed as you are, to be honest.

I’m so mad at myself for snickering at this comment.

Christ, even Darren Sharper thinks this guy is a piece of shit.