You probably wouldn’t have seen it anyway, since NBC switched over to men’s figure skating with 20 skiers left to go. Thank God for live streaming or I would have missed an incredible moment because of dudes in sparkly unitards.

As soon as I heard that, I thought, but didn’t they say there were still a bunch of skiers left? Can’t act like it’s a done deal.

“Yet nobody could find the Candian skier.”

Is that one of those shithole countries?

Ha! Legit?! Check out the shenanigans that go on in Milwaukee:

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

“David came in and was livid that Julio won,” Mish told New Times.

Where can one pickup a pair of those gloves with the claws? I have a cat I need to teach a lesson.

“Just act completely unnatural. Try to not relax and really force this. Also, when moving heavy objects, lift entirely with your back.”

That would explain the reports that the Browns are looking to trade one of their picks in the first and second rounds in this year’s draft for him. (It would have been both first-rounders, but an arrest really knocks down his trade value.)

Bet he got his money’s worth sitting in a room listening to his management team tell him how shitty he is.

At least he’ll see more Mounds.

My knowledge of both is why I like to think of myself as a dongkit renaissance man.

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

He’s a gyro to his people.

Hey now, don’t rag on my favorite lesbian in Congress.

And 1!

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

Worst quarterback to catch a touchdown in Super Bowl history.

+1 antibiotic-resistant star