Regardless: Jackson and Monroe would not be dead if that illegal immigrant were not in the country.

It was the drunk driving that made him an asshole, not being undocumented.

I might as well say it before the greys do: the person who killed Jackson was deported twice from the country and undocumented. Regardless: the death was senseless and the loss of life much too soon.

This wouldn’t have happened if football players were banned from taking a knee

I think they call it a “bub-lah.”

Remember, he’s only GM until his team completely stinks. Then he just plays basketball.

Really? Than Bosron? Which is often expressed at the same volume of a foghorn, or at least a megaphone?

Pick your poison:

It’s like Alien Vs. Predator...but somehow the beasts are even uglier in this one.

Agree, for the most part.

The Philly/South Jersey/Baltimore accent is even more cringeworthy and straight-up trashy-sounding than Boston (which says a lot)...but few can imitate it very well.

Someone else shared this last week so I’m paying it forward here today:

So, St. John’s Baptized By Fire?

The Quarterback may not throw the ball. The Quarterback will have two (2) options for getting rid of the ball:

...right?

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

Grow’s lawyers say that it was not a pyramid scheme but instead a “multilevel marketing team.”

The Greased Pole is Philly’s White Trash White Whale.

The worst place was certainly a very expensive-looking area rug. It was a party, I was shit faced, and it just... Came out. The next morning, the rug was not there. It was mortifying because I was a guest at some dude’s house in the countryside, and his family (who I’d never met before) was there too. And this random…

I too have broken records. Running the only hill by my old condo, a highway overpass

He scored on two bombs.