After Brady dropped his Nick wanted his opportunity to swing his meat hammer in Tom’s face

Thanks Bill for benching your best corner for the biggest game of the year.

Because the police have mad a lot arrests during the Baltimore riot the only person who got in any trouble was the kid who’s mom caught him skipping school

In these trying times we must root for the giant meteor in tonight’s game

+1 fat man & +1 little boy

As a native baltimoron i tend to agree with you. At least you can understand a bnoston accent 75% but I thick dundalk accent is almost unintelligible to the uninitiated. The thing that throws me with people from Boston is the change in vocabulary. There’s no reason to call a water fountain a bubbler.

You sir get my double secret star of the day

They should have the person who scored a touchdown kick the extra point. Imagine the blooper that would produce. They should also change the kickoff to a free kick. Have someone hold the ball instead of using a tee and awarding 1 point for the kick going through the uprights. Making a potential 9 point touchdown.

I noticed this a couple years ago. I met a woman running and we shared routes. Then I realized all her routes started and ended at her house. I told her to start her routes from different places and haven’t talked to or seen her in years.

Guerillas and lions crocs are worthless unless their in water.

I vomited on a bus driver at the university of Maryland on the way home from the bars visiting a friend. I was passed out in the front of the bus while my friends hint on the girls sitting next to us (this is what I was told about the night) next thing they know is I stand up and puke all over the front of the bus…

I used piss in the sink every day. When my girlfriend and I started dating she thought that’s where I pissed when I was drunk. But one morning she was sitting on the can doing whatever the hell she does and I just start pissing in the sink. she grabs my cock and cuts the flow (every guy knows how much that…

Worst part is he runs for Nike like a slave to the man...

Maybe this kid is so talented that all his teammates are sick and tired of him pulling off the impossible... so yeah he’s probably a little asshole

Good for this little kid act like you’ve been there before... Make Soccer Great Again!

Alienate the fans who buy hats, jerseys, and tickets to appease millennial hipsters who think sports are “boujie”

she says “Hello
Come sit next to me you fine Afflalo...”

Martin Luther The King just rolled over