What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?

Not if they have a single nail. And another nail to nail it in with.

Them’s some nice particles you got there. Be a shame if something were ta smash them.

That’s what usually stops me from fulfilling my life’s ambitions. Put on pants? Pffft.

The last time Nintendo went Hollywood, it was a disaster.

Or, ya’know, maybe you’re just making excuses because you lack the ability to imagine what life might be for transgendered folks so you’re trying to cover your ignorance and hate with (what seems like, to you) logic.

This movie looks horrible. Cheesy weightless balls. Not that I was expecting anything else from it.

I found it really fucking funny that he rhymed God with God like 5 times.... it’s like come on dude. How do people pay for this shit?

I hope the spear wasn’t damaged.

I’m starting my own web network. With Blackjack. And Hookers!

That’s some seriously impressive work. Linking the location of the cities to constellations is pretty brilliant if nobody thought of that before - that leap alone would qualify this kid for some major recognition in my book. The finding of an actual lost city that proves his hypothesis only makes it that much more…

I take issue with this metaphor mainly because why would you even eat pancakes without bacon?

Yeah, I see this more as an accessory for people who only do “car camping.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that, if that’s what someone is after. My idea of camping is not in a 20x20 campsite with bathrooms, running water, and RV’s parked everywhere. But to each their own.

In Terminal Velocity* (a 1994 skydiving movie) Charlie Sheen drives a car out the back of a cargo plane with Nastassja Kinski in the trunk. It was a practical effect; they destroyed nine Cadillacs filming it.

“Well then we issue an extradition order and bring the data back to this state to face investigation! I don’t care how many bribes and kickbacks big data pays, I will root out corruption at all levels — from big data to small data! We are going to send a message to tech companies that they can try to run, they can try…

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

Now we can get his non-union Mexican equivalent!

“Pop!” goes the weasel.

What if the asteroid hit the supervolcano whilst it was erupting and plugged it??? You people need to think outside the box!

Cardistry seems like a completely cromulent word.