That’s what usually stops me from fulfilling my life’s ambitions. Put on pants? Pffft.

The last time Nintendo went Hollywood, it was a disaster.

This movie looks horrible. Cheesy weightless balls. Not that I was expecting anything else from it.

I found it really fucking funny that he rhymed God with God like 5 times.... it’s like come on dude. How do people pay for this shit?

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

I’ve had a very positive experience with my Wii U. Traded in the Wii to get one a couple years ago. I’ve played all the Mario games, Mario Party, Mario Kart, Yoshi...and more. My girlfriend gets to play her Wii Harvest Moon and I’ve bought a ton of virtual console games for the sake of nostalgia - Earthbound for…

This is Kickstarter, and John Romero’s about to make you his pitch.

eh, my money’s on a drug debt.

There’s this car, man... and it gets, like, a hundred miles per gallon, man... but the oil companies... they bought the design, man... and they won’t sell it to us because it would cut into their corporate profits, man!

Simpsons did it.

I think many people would agree that an occasional 16-hour work day can be tolerable and even exhilarating when you’re working on something you really care about. I’ve done that quite a few times for stories at Kotaku, always by choice, because I really wanted to finish up something that mattered to me.

The phenomena seen here is not the result of the size of the windshield itself, its the result of the line of sight through the window.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love the Cactus.

Wait for E3 and see if the next one has backwards compatibility. If not, immediately buy a Wii U, because why not? Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s not great.

1/10, game lacks pick-a-nic baskets. a fundamental part of bear life is pick-a-nic baskets.

Am I the only one that has stopped using a microwave at all? I actually bought a toaster oven to handle small tasks.

Doesnt exist - causing water molecules to spin and generate heat energy isn’t going to brown shit.

That it? Do I not have to watch the superbowl anymore.