Well that answers the burning question of what if Mario and Luigi started freebasing shrooms

The hole’s natural enemy is the pile

You can’t capture and store water that doesn’t precipitate in the first place.

What kind of libertarian? Like ‘crack and oxy’s in vending machines in all classrooms’? Or the ‘Fuck you I’ll dump used motor oil and garbage on my property if I want to’? Or the ‘assault rifles are legitimate tools to hunt squirrels’ camp?

Nothin’ at all nothin’ at all nothin’ at all....

Mmmmm, dirigibles

From observation I think the magic number is fifty plays without a star, then the level is deleted. I think the biggest flaw is the fact that commenting on a level automatically gives a star. Frustrating when you are commenting to tell them their stupid guess which door level sucks balls. Which many people do, which…

Quantum encryption is going to melt the brains of feeble lawmakers. “What do mean observing the data changes it’s state and corrupts it?”

Does my dog count? Of so, only four more to go!

Sweet, I woke up hoping for a metaphorical dick punch. I guess I’ll play some Mario maker and fill the slots of the levels they deleted...

Ren and Stimpy touched on the subject. Concluding half the dinosaurs contracted a illness that causes one to sneeze hiccup burp and fart simultaneously thusly causing then to explode. The other half all had a shared delusion believing themselves to be superman and flung themselves off high places in failed attempts at…

Got suspended for a day in 1999 for “hacking”. I changed the homepage of all the computers in the school library to hamsterdance and none of the faculty could figure out how to to change it back. Had to call in the district’s IT guy.

“What do you do for a living?”