A woman named Angela Kipp

I have an entire podcast dedicated to my irrational hatred of Neandertals and their filthy ilk. I just don’t publish it. That shit’s way too edgy for public consumption.

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

Saw this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. I keep asking people how this stunt is any different from that whole “Sharia Law” term that gets thrown about in horror by Christians. Isn’t that fear, in essence, a group of people holding the laws of their faith above the laws of the land?

“Was it Sting?”

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

This is kinda triggering for me, bc we are almost at the 30-year mark. It’s probably not funny, or strange, but it will be cathartic to write.

Having experienced both, Jersey’s not even close. It’s like the difference between Yoko Ono and John Wayne Gacy. New Jersey is Yoko - tries too hard, is infuriating, and always gets shit for what they’re not to blame for (okay, and some that they are to blame for). Florida is Gacy - psychotic, dangerous, frequently…

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

Arise from the grey, excellent point. Go thou and smite the person who is commenting all over the place not understanding how this is in any way a problem.

And people are supposed to feel like they can approach police officers in their most vulnerable state and expect an advocate, or at the very least someone who will treat them with dignity. But no, we get this and then the cascade of excuses about how they were just “being guys” or “misunderstood"

However, contrary to what he told three devout followers, we can be pretty sure of three things: he was not, in fact, part alien, was not sent to Earth to save us all, and did not work for the CIA. Bummer

holy

Shoulda set a pic-a-nic basket trap for them.

Oh Tree... You is mah only friend.

well i mean i paid to see bears, and they provided me with zero bears

As a southerner, there is only one response to people like this. Bless her little heart.