I came here to say this very thing, and then to cry quietly to myself. I <3 In-N-Out Burger.

There is no point at which I do not enjoy hitting my opponents with sharp, pointy objects, especially if their heads and/or body parts fly off. Skyrim was excellent in this regard. Melee FTW!

Biggest problem with doing that is he’s about 5’5”. Mighty short tree. More like a shrubbery.

The amount I hate hearing the word “bitch” in relation to women is infinite. May we just stop?

Were you in Tennessee, by any chance? Biggest wolf spiders in the world, much to my shock and dismay. I outdid any Olympic broad jump competitor that day.

My favorite part of rattlesnakes: humans, over the last couple hundred years, have been selecting them for silence. We keep killing the ones that rattle audibly, so the ninja snakes are the ones reproducing. Watch your feet!

How are we not talking about Terrence Howard and his wife beating/very questionable attitudes towards women?

They got the mustard out.

Renner was very, very good in The Hurt Locker. I’m not sure how much it means to anyone but him, but he was nominated for an Oscar for that rule.

You forgot “Tripped over the dog.” Admittedly, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi, but ...

“Men are far more likely to experience it [internet harassment].”

That face gets smooshed regularly.

This is my dog saying “Treat? Belly rub? You can be a dick all you like if you have treats or belly rubs.”

Having spent time in South Africa after the fall of apartheid, I can tell you that while apartheid was no longer the law of the land, dogs neither knew nor cared and a black hand was very likely to be a bitten hand. It was distressing to realize that the fucked up mores of the owners resulted in racist dogs.

The risk of miscarriage is higher in the first twelve weeks, which is why that’s the traditional wait period before announcing publicly. Additionally, doctors count the date of your last period (I forget if it’s the start or end) as the date of conception so that adds time to the “weeks along” standard.

Missed the original post, so even though I posted this there today, I’m posting it again here.

I have a Prince story! I worked at a now-gone boutique movie theater (the Cooper outside Mpls if anyone knows it) about three-four years after Purple Rain came out. Prince used to patronize it pretty regularly, mostly in the evening and trailing bodyguards and women in fishnets whose eyeliner exceeded federal…

I can’t decide which is more disturbing, that the river is so polluted that eating from it or falling into it could poison you, or that unwitting children may be fed from this gunk.

Tom Hiddleston AND Charlie Hunnam?

Shields failed. Surrounded. Here we go!