if he were in any other industry, he’d have the choice to do so.

So basically the Colts’ “Suck for Luck” campaign of 2011.

I think three years to wait is too long but I also think that buffer between high school and pro ball is a necessity for the growth (physical, mental, emotional) required. Much like the discussions of Bama beating the Browns last year is ridiculous, I think the same of allowing recent high school graduates to play in…

Mark Sanchez:  I’d be the perfect QB for your team until Lawrence is available.

“if he were in any other industry, he’d have the choice to do so” 1) That’s not true, and 2) he actually is allowed to make money playing football right now if he wants.

Breaking News: Giants sign Eli Manning to 1 year contract extension

I can’t wait until Gruden drafts then inexplicably trades him.

Clemson’s fanbase is smaller therefore avoidable, and it’s not like we’re inundated with Wake Forest fans hilariously claiming victory like a Mississippi State or Tennessee fan does when Bama wins.

Nick Saban said the real championship is the memories that his team has formed along the way. 

Aw, man! That rug really pulled the room together, man!

Clemson beat Alabama by more points than they beat Notre Dame. That’s insane. And hilarious.

What does that even mean?  Towards whom does one climb in Toronto?

Are you in 1996?

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

I recommend noted earth angel Paul F. Tompkin’s Twitter feed for the funniest takes on this dumpster fire.

This was last year, which makes it awesome and terrible at the same time. My best lady friends and I decided to celebrate with our respective husbands NYE at home so we could bring our kids, too. My husband and I have a toddler, the other two friends have kids in early elementary. We are all married. We all have great…

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.