Jennifer must fulfill her destiny of being the lonely barren woman left by Brad Pitt. So let it be written, so let it be done.

I am just so glad to see that Amazon actually took people’s complaints seriously and actually investigated their claims and took appropriate action.

You literally spelled out a list of men who are already doing this successfully and making money for themselves — but when it got to the woman (Chelsea) you went “HOW DARE SHE!”

Not that we have to hold hands and sing kumbaya all the time, but honestly, what is the point of articles like this? What inspired you? I hate Chelsea Handler, so why don’t I write an article about how much her new business venture is gonna suck.

Oh my god, THANK YOU. I was hoping this comment section was going to be nothing but ogling that bizarro thing. I scrolled down and was like, “WAIT WE ARE JUST OKAY WITH THIS?!?!?!?!”

Everything about that Pasta Zoo menu item is crazy.

Cheeseburgers are life. My inner child is sad. My outer adult says that it is time to go get a two cheeseburger meal.

Where’s Bobby?

Great movie, but hated the American remake LET DOG WIN.

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

Do you have a story to share?

There’s just something icky about it. Like finding out your stepbrother does cake-sitting porn. You don’t want to judge, and no one’s getting hurt, but still.

I was prepared to say “Meh, isn’t all ice dancing and pairs just hands and faces in crotches” but I suppose they went a step further with the full “face in crotch nuzzle.”

useful in discussions of Vantablack is this helpful tumblr explainer about Vantablack, and that fucker Anish Kapoor, and Stuart Semple (who has helpfully created “Black 2.0", which is almost as black but way cheaper and available to anybody but that fucker Anish Kapoor):

Ugh. Seriously. Tourists, stop ruining infrastructure with your dumb and cliche lock.

Also helps to cure mild depression.

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.