That’s funny as hell! I wonder if that is still Forever 21's policy? I may have to make a visit.

I used to work at a Forever 21 in Upstate NY and we werent allowed to do that or stop anyone from leaving even if we saw them steal because of legal reasons. Instead we were taught to use “recovery statements”: like if I saw you stick that beautiful Miley tee in your purse, I could walk up to you and say “you know we…

I for real accidentally shoplifted a Miley Cyrus t-shirt from Wal Mart a few years ago. It was unintentional but it happened, AND I got chased down by a security guard in the parking lot AND I got perp-walked back to the store in the rain in front of a ton of people, AND THE WORST THING WAS that it was a Friday night…

Lol, I think there’s a lot of weird perspective stuff happening here. Like if the pants were at a normal height, his arms wouldn’t look so long. His hands are resting right around/below-ish crotch level where they should.

I don’t agree with you, but stars for “ he looked like that last remaining potato in the back of the drawer.”

He reminds me too much of the farm boys back home - a nice enough bod, but not the kind of face you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Adam Driver falls into the “sexy but not necessarily attractive” category for me. His voice and the way he speaks really does it for me. I’d honestly do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days. The emo, broody schtick hasn’t done it for me since I was a teenager but I’d give Kylo Ren the best 40 minutes…

It’s when Laura Dern reminds us why she is Our Lord and Savior.

The power went out when my husband and I were on some dinosaur ride in the Animal Kingdom. It’s actually a pretty scary ride where T Rex lurches out of the darkness at you roaring. So we had to sit in the dark waiting for T Rex to attack. Then the power went back on-all of it-and we could see the inner workings of the…

At least now we know when the power goes off the Pirates of the Caribbean don’t come alive and eat the tourists like Dr Malcolm hypothesised.

The Bob Dylan interview in 1987 that broke my freshman heart, and every last shred of respect for him. NB, he adulates U2 three lines later in the interview. Bold mine.

SMALL CLAMS COURT

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

The BEST. I’ve seen them live maybe three times at this point. My favorite ep is “when the cars came.”

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

YEP. Also, The Dollop = AWESOME.

I went to a live Dollop podcast and this was the topic. It was pretty dark (like most of their shows). Definitely not singing and dancing. The podcast was sill hilarious, though.

I gasped out loud at my desk and the. Had to explain to coworkers that I was tearing up because a hippo died. Luckily I work at a non profit so after a little explanation they were all understanding.

Oh Fiona, how I love you. Still super bummed about poor Henry though.

“Review” is generous.