planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

I’m sorry I forgot to contribute because Emma and I bonding over a thing we mutually love — sports and sporting events — is very touching.

I want to star this twice. It is so hard for me to be sane about food when I’m surrounded by coworkers who go on about how baddddd they’re being when they eat a brownie, or how virtuous they are if they don’t. IT’S JUST FOOD.

I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

And, Full Frontal knocked Late Night with Jimmy Fallon out of the Variety/Talk Show category this year.

I swear to god I think I still hear that, “It kills me! You don’t even know!” in my sleep sometimes. Now that was legitimately juicy.

This season had one of the most amazing reality tv scenes ever between David and Kira. “It kills me! You don’t even know!” “The love that cost me everything.”“I must not be enough!”

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”

I would vote for a rock, an actual piece of stone, over Trump.

I’m more concerned with the “Alcohol Free” part. How the fuck am I supposed to get my morning buzz on?

NO NAME, YOU SAY!?

Jessica McClintock, anyone?

My! I didn’t expect to get so many useful tips. It sounds like there’s hope after all. I will google this stuff right away. Thanks!

Honey I quit heroin on November 8, 2012 so please don’t pity me. I’m trying with my smoking, it will take time and lots of trial and error just like heroin did. Keep your pity.

No hate, but loads of pity. You’re paying heaps of money to permanently smell like ass, make the air around you smell like ass and incrementally kill yourself. And everyone hates you for it, but you still do it.

WHAT THE FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Do it! I bought one of his dresses and it’s really quite nice. The fabric is good quality.

I love QVC. (Strokes cat in lap, while encased in Carole Hochman jammies sipping a smoothy made with a today’s special value Vitamix.)