Breaks my heart to realize that future generations may not ever experience the joy of going to a Spencer’s and finding the “If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be A Fucking Airport” hat they’ve so desperately coveted.
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She wasn’t charged with anything? She just did 12 years because of covfefe?
You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent
Every time Chuck Tingle is mentioned, I’m like “I gotta mention the wackiest titled book for anyone that hasn’t heard of him!” But I’m always so torn. Is “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union” the best? Or “Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The…
What about the greatest romance book of all time, Pounded in My Butt By My Book, “Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt”?
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Which is a damn shame because the world of car crash fetishism is a subject that sorely missing from our popular cult-
Oh, you mean the other Crash.
I’d just like to add that it’s a damn shame that Thora Birch’s career, for various reasons, hit an iceberg. She’s so good in this and should have gone on to even better things.
“But what are we going to do with all of the cats we rented for the party??”
this is how I think I look after 3 white wines.
I thought she was awful in that drug movie (only watched for Aaron-Taylor-Johnson because duh), but pretty good in that shark movie!*
You’re right. Perry and Corden should use the platform of Carpool Karaoke to talk about the real issues.
That’s not really fair. As goddamn stupid as this is, it was taped before Manchester. It’s not like Katy interrupted a live broadcast of the events last night to be all “but wait, my dancers.”
It’s representative of how boring my work day is that I’m offering my opinion. If the backup dancers were asking permission to work for Swift, it seems reasonable to assume that they would want to come back and work for Perry. And it seems like her telling them to include the clause wasn’t some kind of control order,…
Yes, but only one truly matters.
Now you’ll always look at that tile and feel bummed out because of fucking Ed Sheeran. And tile is forever.
Those two things are no longer mutually exclusive.