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The “We have no options!” line really resonated with me, haha. I’m 35 too and it just ain’t gonna happen. Moreover, I don’t curr. Even in dating I feel no need to look a certain way anymore. It’s like “this is what you get, bud. Not interested? Cool, move it along.”
Right? And when Dunst says that she’s 35 and eats fried chicken and hates working out, she doesn’t wanna lose weight, I was like, OMG IT ME. I just bought a pair of shorts a size bigger than anything I’ve ever bought before because I’m in my mid 30s, and the amount of effort it takes to make your body look like it did…
It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.
“Hey bear, how’s it goin? I like your paws, they’re really great. So you’re a bear, right. What’s that all about? Okay, say hi to your mother for me.”
I would very much like to turn this into a thing because my neighbors are both trump supporters and the owners of a very lush hedge.
I’m going to miss Melissa when Spicer inevitably is quired (quit/fired).
They’re YouTubers. It’s a subscription box addiction. The high of unboxing a random assortment of items, that would usually end up at Big Lots, is intoxicating.
It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.
What if I’m already sitting? Should I stand up, or lay down?
My excuse for everything from now on:
So you’ve made it this long without running into Sonic the Hedgehog then.
he was seated per-pen-dick-ular to you. FIFY.
Yeah, scallops can swim...
It’s like an adorable little makeup compact come to life.
That’s weird as hell and if I saw it coming towards me I would NOPE out of the ocean forever.
Plagued by drunkenness and tardiness? Sounds like senior year of college to me.
Let’s be honest; 4 years of “I am Groot” is still more coherent policy statements than you’ll get out of the current shitheap!