Sorry about the weird double spacing! I don’t know how I managed that!
This story happened to my brother (Chris), about two years ago.
A slap is just a hug that hurts.
This is the first thing I thought of!
I have the same dream.
I full on cry. Every time.
Gymnasticing.
I put ketchup and mustard on hot dogs. Am I some kind of freak of nature? Does anyone else use both?
What woman would accept a random pill from a stranger! Talk about taking the express train straight to Rapeville. (I know YOU didn’t take it, but I wonder if others do?)
To me, it sounds like 8 hours of sleep in a bottle.
I have brown hair. I can teach you.
That woman is the hero we all deserve.
I had to fly my grandma’s cat from Arizona to Florida last year and I was terrified because he is a very yowly cat - extremely vocal! I put a Thundershirt on him, sprayed his cat carrier with a calming spray and fed him calming treats and never heard a peep out of him! I really do think the shirt helped.
Dogs. Especially multiple dogs. That is my reason for frequent sheet washing! I love them more than anything else in the world but dogs are disgusting little creatures.
My sheets get washed once or twice a week. I couldn’t possibly be more single but I do have three dogs that sleep in bed with me and they get fur and dog smell all over, so frequent washings are a must.
That tells me everything I need to know about this “song.” I have no need to listen to it.
Starred for your use of “Damn Africa, what happened?”
I’m not sure what I just read, but I laughed out loud, so thanks for that.
While You Were Sleeping forever. No contest.