Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Michael Jackson didn’t just sit around, being black all the time, and he was beloved the world over.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

If he didn’t run while being black this wouldn’t have been an issue. While we’re at it, why did he choose to be black anyway? He should take some responsibility for his actions.

clownrows, bro

I really don’t understand all the uproar over this. It’s not like he’s done something truly reprehensible, like sit or kneel when other people are standing.

What about the Newbomb?

The harness has leg straps/loops, they’re just hidden because he’s got board shorts on top of it.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

There’s only one way the NFL can repair it’s reputation now: By suspending Tom Brady for the entirety of the 2017 season.

Exactly!

If two companies sign NDAs between themselves, individual employees do not have to sign them to still be bound by them while doing their official duties. If a NDA had been signed, then Forbes was legally obligated to remove that story, and someone should have been fired for letting it get published in the first place.…

Honestly, one is too many.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

Why are you trying to score weed in a place where a Medical Marijuana card will get you access to amazing quality with no hassle?