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Seems a bit harsh.

Given your comment, recent results and your unnecessary use of the Oxford comma in general, wouldn't it make sense to eat shit and die you useless fuck?

At least these guys managed to successfully steal from Dillards.

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

More like No Balance, amirite?

Taking a "Knee"? how disgraceful....

It's funny to me how a blind side rusher will always fall for that little move Romo makes where he shifts his body weight forward and then spins away from the pressure. Exact same move he pulled on JJ Watt last week.

Tebow was ESPNs favorite player, not America's. Fuck Tebow

Steeler, Cowboy, and Packer fans are like cockroaches, they're everywhere, even in places you don't think.

This is horrible. I lost my cousin this way. She had been abused anally in high school, and later in life she grew despondent, and ended up in a coma.

That awkward half hug with Klinsmann may have been better than the Algeria goal.

Love in the backseat of a van getting ruined by poor timing: the story of my prom night

When I was in Scotland, I saw a lot more low-alcohol "real ales" than I saw what we consider to be "Scotch Ales" in the US. And some of them were quite good. My favorite was called Caledonian 80, which had a perfect malt/hops balance for easy drinking and about 4% alcohol (I think, going off memory). McEwan's is…

Another trip down memory lane (sorry if these are getting stupid): After my grandfather died, my grandmother said she would use the money he left to take my entire generation on an individual vacation wherever we pleased. Especially cool since she wasn't the biological gradma of my entire side of the family.

These columns are really fun to read. Thanks for doing them.

There's no bee; that's just her floral routine.

to keep you in the mood but out of trouble.

Do you think Eagles video funny? Or do you think Phillyfans. Will Fight?