Could you do a "Best Light American Craft Beer" list that explicitly excludes the hyper-hopped shit our smaller breweries keep churning out? I enjoy a lighter beer, but the hops make me terribly fucking gassy and Mrs. Merkin does not appreciate the 5am dutch-oven sessions any longer.

47 percent of whom believe they are victims.

The NFL has binders of battered women.

Thats what Old Trafford needs...more crybabies.

The context you're missing is the entire night he spent running from the cops, the barricade he placed between himself and the officers serving the warrant and about a dozen crazy tweets between then and the moment the armored trucks rolled up. All he had to do was show up to court. Failing that, all he had to do was…

Presumably that's who showed up initially. Then instead of going downtown with them, he barricaded himself in his house, so it becomes a bigger situation than it had to be.

Many teenagers with autism-spectrum disorder have difficulty paying attention for prolonged periods of time, so it's uplifting to these kids help Austin identify goals and stick to them.

Look, as someone from Boston with a ton of hockey friends, I can comfortably say that they're all racists.

I don't think we've had anything from The Band posted lately, and it doesn't get much better than "Ophelia".

The first hurdle was just a tribute to her favorite football player.

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The amazing thing is that Eli was totally fine, walked off the field without any help, and made it to the Meadowlands in plenty of time to lead the Giants by the Falcons.

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Challop: David Foster Wallace sucked.

I get if you don't like it. But "you're weird uncle and random folks" makes no sense. Most people I know are really into it...and they are in their early 20's and 30's.

Contrarianism is fun but you'll never create anything in your life anywhere close to Mulholland Drive. Fortunately for you there is always The Mysteries of Laura, Stalker, and other exciting new fall shows to couch back on.

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

Agreeing with everyone here that Miller Lite is the best of the big 3, plus I give Miller Lite a few extra points for the retro cans.

The judging was done in great haste, and there could've been less shilling.

You are vastly overestimating the number of Cal fans that exist.