God imagine being poor or a minority in the Republic of Dumbfuckistan without the minimal protections provided by the feds. Ugh.

East coast bias

your problem is that Hillary is a center left pro business politician, so her natural proclivity will be to work with republican congressman who share her donor base.

He seems like an honorable guy, bet he tenders his withdrawal pending Hillary’s greenlight post election day.

The deplorables generally shut up about secession when you ask them how they are going to pay their share of the $20 Trillion national debt on their way out the door. They just grumble about owning guns and then quietly slink away.

Sorry, but science:

I am shocked to learn that Billy was the captain of the lacrosse team at Colby. Shocked

Must be nice to live in such a simple black and white world. Makes decision making so easy!

Except the injury will guarantee a good part of 2018's salary.

If he gets injured, his huge contract becomes guaranteed, and because he’s a spindly protein deficient kook, he will get injured. So stick with Gabbert and play for the draft.

You assholes better not be shaking you martinis.

The highlight truther take on the block is that if Curry kept running instead of stopping to watch, the warriors have a ring.

Hopefully he will read the book or meet a lover that informs him that there is more to being cool than consuming stuff, even if its aesthetically  pleasing, Instagram approved stuff.  I doubt it though—hes a monster poser with too much money. A tough hand to overcome.

Glad this thrifty college bro can get by with a meager $325 Filson briefcase while he studies how to curate and display his EDC loot in a way that is not at all contrived.

I have a healthy awesome young large breed dog, and health insurance has already paid off. I go the primo wellness plan at $90, and it will cover her spay and prophylactic gastropexy that is fairly certain to prevent bloat and torsion. Cost of surgery $2000. $100 deductable. Lower or cancel the plan next year, and I’m…

Wish I could up my price to get $100 every time I closed my eyes and swallowed...

He just needs to go to the gym with Donald Trump.

Rose didn’t give him the hundred for sinking the putt, it was to buy a new pair of shoes.

He sure did hit us with the whine.

Albeit between two (D)s though.