Hey, do you like weed? Cause you can vote to legalize it next month.

Those tweets came after Hillary’s win probability went from 59% to 51% in one day, which, if you have been following his model is both a huge jump by far the closest this race has gotten, so yeah, dems are bedwetting right now. A couple of tweets to address this development isn’t worth the effort you put in.

That’s not fair. Norm Macdonald is the 131st funniest cast member of SNL of all time! Show some respect!

Yes

Can the ump warn each pitcher before the game even starts?

I’ll take your word for it, but will continue to be wary of those telling me what to eat.

While they do not publically take the same position as PETA, they are incrementalist and have the same goals—just a slicker version—they know they can raise more money pretending to be a shelter organization. No PETA nuts here, no sirree!

The humane society, not your local shelter, raises money off the fact that people think its an animal welfare organization, when it is really an animal liberation organization akin to PETA. They oppose all meat eating and pet owning, and are sort of fascist about it.

Sorry, but the Humane Society (not to be confused with your local animal shelter) is a radical group. It is an animal liberation organization that oppose eating meat and owning pets.

That’s what that strap connecting her safety harness to the line is. But don’t let that get in your way.

Wow, 89 years of being sedentary, boring and judgmental. That will be a huge accomplishment!

That would certainly validate your decision to spend waking life in the office!

“This comment should be in the Hall of Fame.”

Everything’s a big joke, huh? That’s What a Fool Believes.

What about the fact that other than fancy pants new New Yorkers, people don’t like to be stacked in veal pens, even really nice veal pens with a subzero fridge. Seems like you leave out consumer demand from your article.

More time to rip to pow, brah!

Great, more failure clogging up the lift lines at Squaw.

Univision is pulling the posts because the first amendment is not offering them enough protection in court.

At least he’s not running for president.