Trump says he is going to hire the best and brightest advisors. We now know this is false. Why? Because that dork on his payroll in the picture above is wearing brown bluchers with a blue stripe suit to an event that demands the formality of black shoes. And he’s probably a Russian spy.

That, Swan Oyster Depot, and Harding Park Golf Course

If you are ever a plaintiff in a medical malpractice suite of toxic tort case, defendants will subpoena your records and blame the drugs for all your ailments instead of whatever fucked up thing they did to you.

I wouldn’t admit to taking hard drugs. If you are ever a plaintiff in a class action or other medical malpractice case, opposing counsel will subpoena your records and paint you as a coke head.

Glad she’s not reporting about a dead kid, so I can criticize Maddow for looking like an unprofessional doofus.

Lamb shanks at Tommy’s is the first meal I ever ate in San Francisco.

At least he has good taste in restaurants. Tommy’s is legit.

god I love that man

“bring your meat up to room temperature.” youre putting it onto a 500 grill or 350 degree oven. you really think slowly warming the interior from 42 to 70 is going to make a lick of difference?

But if everyone invested in index funds, non-indexed companies otherwise worthy of capital would not be able to raise money, disrupting efficient markets. So by using a cheesy broker in a long island boiler room, you are really helping society.

Deadspin comes in print now? Univision, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARDS!

Just throw some ketchup on it and get out there on the field.

That’s what you get for putting ketchup on a hot dog.

I’m not familiar with Maine demographics, but from the Governor’s tone, is it safe to say that Westbrook is usually pronounced (((Westbrook)))?

I’d flip the top two after watching Valley Uprising

I was ungrey on Adequate Man, and now Deadspin and everyone else hopped on the bandwagon, so any sub was the prerequisite, not just deadspin.

Pretty much every stripe available is here:

Pretty much every stripe available is here:

I guess you’re not into the whole Ivy Wasp look.

I guess you’re not into the whole Ivy Wasp look.