Man, everybody has a parody twitter account these days.

I can't name one professional biker right now, but I know most of them are doping, so yeah, TommyTBolt's assumptions sounds about right to me.

I was trying to guess your diagnosis, and I was right!

Ronaiah Tuiasosopo?

This raises a good question. Say she did demand a hyphenated name: gordon-hunter-reay, and then their son Ryden Gordon-Hunter-Reay married some similar type castrating female (kidding) with an already hypened name, would Ryden's son have five names? Is there a protocol for this?

What is wrong with Maine and New Hampshire? Only cold weather states that are mostly green.

to say nothing of cooking a steak this thick on indirect heat and then searing it on nuclear at the end so you don't get the grey band around the reddish pink center. This article repeats every debunked steak cooking myth there is, except the "let it come to room temperature for an hour or so" one.

Starbucks paid $100,000,000 for those breakfast sandwiches, which will look sort of familiar to anyone in the Bay Area.

Do you have to have a nice signature to be elected to the Senate?

/fixed

Dammit, didn't see that. I quit. http://shots.deadspin.com/1578605455

reframing and remaking is one thing. Commodifying and degrading it is another.

Oh, they already voted him out of the league? Must have missed that.

good thing he went on AC 360 to clear that things up then.

Consistency? On a road trip, who knows what the fuck you'll get at the mom and pop on the side of a road. But I know the big mac will be a big mac. I imagine the general public applies this attitude to non-road trip dining?

Nah, fuck chipotle. Lard is good. Chipotle is like the Elvis of burritos, take a awesome minority product and whitewash it for the masses. Any half way decent burrito joint in the Bay Area destroys Chipotle in food and atmosphere, unless you really like the mall.

Mostly agree, but good Mexi joints use lard.

Counterpoint.