I thought it was Den NY (New York?) Elegante. The den of New York Elegance isn’t a great name for a car.

You are correct. I would never buy a new vehicle to haul my family around that is so unsafe. Decent value but it costs more to branding than it is profitable. 

There will still be lots on dealer lots. Just a few days ago I saw where someone had stashed 20 of them in for hire overflow parking.

Yes, like if you can’t take a friendly jest for fear of losing your manhood then you aren’t having fun. No one faults me for enjoying a light, flingable, and slow economy car. Frankly most of the times I've had derogatory things said about me I just laugh because they think I'll take it seriously and I just don't.…

I think that would look great on Geoff.

Well said. If my boring Chevy Cruze wasn’t a particularly vexing shade of reddish orange then no one would ever be able to recognize my car.

That reminds me, I have no idea if this is stock or not but I want one for my car. It would just cover a nasty scrape that I want to forget.

You also have people who take their fun so seriously it barely resembles fun anymore. I really think I have more fun in my autobox Chevy Cruze than a lot of 4Runner owners just because I don’t take myself too seriously.

Shame, because the Gladiator is the only modern truck I feel would have the right proportions in a standard cab. The F150 and its like look best with an extended cab to me because the windshield rake doesn’t leave enough roofline. 

“not because they want to”

I wonder what that random office chair was doing in the road in the scene where the motorcycle was dislodged from the van. I guess when the van slowed down it let the bike go.

The amber read lamps on my Cruze also flash then stay on until all lights turn off so it isn’t quite as terrible in that application.

You mean the silly-con valley.

Yes, but only if you have an open wound or you open your mouth too long. That’s how the cancer cells get in. Hence why getting chopped by a windmill is so dangerous.

Cloth on cloth contact prevents choppy chop catastrophe.

The sunroof can prevent you from getting choppy chopped when you drive to close to one of those Dutch Spinning Wheels of Death.

Why? Are you adjusting claims in secret like this all the time? I think your orange Fiesta with stripes wouldn’t be conducive to this sort of covert operation. 

My problem is that the same thing can be accomplished with a split folding design a la first gen XC90 where there is a small bottom hinged section like a tailgate that doesn't need to be opened much. It's much more useful than a single piece hatch with lifting glass.

And an explanation for the LR Defender in the background of the last pic

Woah that has got to be the least comfortable place to hide dirty greasy car parts imaginable.