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Matt Nichelson
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NASCAR comment of the day, sponsored by PEP BOYS!

found the official track statement:

The pain in Spain falls mainly on the pit lane.

Lol, “off-road” in the sense that their bodies are in between you and the road?

So now he has to sell the collection to pay for the divorce lawyer.

If this is the future of racing, than put me in the anti-fun bucket.

To get it to its destination, obviously...

Son, we live in a world that has video formatting, and that formatting has to be guarded by men with comments. Who’s gonna do it? You?

My brother-in-law is on his third. He also wears shoes with Velcro.

He wants older not 2002.

Good Grief.

If only one of those plucky kids had fucked up his shoulder, then miraculously had the muscle heal in such a way that it allowed him to throw like 110 mph and throw rockets from the outfield fence all the way to the catcher. Just lull them into a false sense of security by letting them score a few dozen runs, then

You knew there was going to be a problem when Notre Dame Cristo Rey announced that they’d be giving the start to Charlie Brown.

There were no good posts today. Nobody inspired a Comment of the Day. We are very disappointed in you. We spend all day reading what you write, and this is the one thing you’re supposed to do for us.

Someone REALLY likes Astons

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

Anybody who bought a Frontier in 2011 did.

This has to be one of the most polite invasions of privacy ever.