Why is everyone surprised, they revealed this years ago

That’s ironic, because Pornhub will ship me a dozen SuckMeOffs for the same price.

That’s ironic, because Pornhub will ship me a dozen SuckMeOffs for the same price.

Big yellow Uber, more like.

Until very recently I thought the “parking lot” in the song was a very explicit f-bomb.

Close, Joni. They’re going to pave paradise and put up a developed community.

we still have many years before we can legally import the Audi A2

I’ll give him $12 and a stick of gum.

Yeah, he works for me.

“... and that is why ladies and gentlemen we believe Lynk & Co 02 and 03 represent a major shift towards progress in this changing time.

That would be the worst idea in the history of ideas.

I do my best.

for a small additional fee, users can have their charging cables in contrasting red stitching too.

It sounds daunting, but really this is nothing that can’t be worked around with a little ingenuity by understanding cl code.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

I’m amazed at how much your friends are willing to take your shit for some really horrible and POS jeeps. Those are true friends. You are lucky.

4/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang makes contact with another motor vehicle (moving or stationary) Threat level: High

United Airlines: “I’ll get you one there as soon as possible”

Or maybe..... they should have just green-lit this and sent it off to production instead of another crossover.

It’s sad how so many soccer teams are playing now, parking the bus and hoping only not to lose. With his hand on his holster like that, the guy was obviously hoping for a draw.