Apparently ProZD makes an appearance in an episode.

“If the small man is so wise, then why is he so small?”

Embarrassingly, that is true.

Never heard of it.

Aquaman
Aquaman
Gets his coloring from a can
Not quite blue
Not quite green
His hue is somewhere in between
Those two
That’s how he appears to you

“You can’t buy silence, you can only rent it. So if somebody has something on you, they’re always going to have it. So the cost has no ceiling and the fear has no end. That’s why some knowledge, some information, is like a terminal disease. It’s … contagious. And it’s fatal.”

Okay, well, Andrew Dismukes is really pretty good. The Remember Lizards bit on Weekend Update was one half-baked joke that he managed to sell through a complete commitment to the bit.

Elon’s empty threat was so moronic that it drove Ken “Popehat” White back on the site:

I thought it was funny. Not “doubled over laughing” funny, but an amusing beat.

(rimshot)

A solid sketch! No complaints!

Yeah, wasn’t the Ernie the Kinja Tech account being deleted right here on this site?

Is she funny or something?

the dismissal statement—which is aiming to get the lawsuit tossed out on the “anti-SLAPP” statute meant to target “meritless” lawsuits

Goddamnit, you made me think about The Game.

How dare you.

It was not I. We Paul Blart aficionados are legion, and there is nothing “bizarre” about our admiration for those movies, sirrah.

What? The Star Wars universe? Paul Blart would never besmirch himself by appearing in such a low rent series of flicks.

I have a better idea: why not reboot Star Saga?

Not a fan of any reboot? Okay, read this, and then tell me that your blanket statement is valid: