Deadpool 3
Deadpool 3
Is as dead
As three pools can be
Algae’s shocked
With hypochlorite
Until there’s nothing
Living inside
And you
Can have a summer pool party

The “Ernie from Kinja” account was just the best.

Wow, they still haven’t fixed this bug.

a terrifying Mark-Paul Gosselaar, in a role unlike anything he has done before

Sin City was completely pointless. Why do an adaptation of a comic book if it brings nothing of interest to the source material?

Aquaman
Aquaman
Gets his coloring from a can
Not quite blue
Not quite green
His hue is somewhere in between
Those two
That’s how he appears to you

Others are not so willing to admit they liked the Spin Doctors:

I did find Raylan’s shooting Clement to have power since I interpret Raylan’s resigning from the Marshal Service to be directly the result of that shooting not being justified.

I am kinda triggered by this one:

Yeah, the final episode was simultaneously crammed and anticlimactic and the multiple codas felt like tacked-on afterthoughts.

The moment that was foreshadowed earlier in the season, with Raylan killing Clement because he was sure he was being drawn on, seems to have had little effect on him, which drains it of all its…

That reminds me of the time I was teaching assistant for an intro physics class, and the ultraviolet catastrophe came up. I of course thought of the Trotsky Icepick album of the same name, and I asked them if any of them had heard of Trotsky Icepick. My plan was to wait for someone to say, “Sure, who hasn’t?”, then…

“Spider-Man”? Who dat?

Superman
Superman
Does whatever a super can
In your apartment
Fixing stuff
No plumbing job
Is too tough
For him
For he is the super man

Wait, did I miss something, or is Morbius not on this list?

“Hoobastank!”

Wait, did I miss something, or is Morbius not on this list?

I’d’ve found a spot for Paul F. Tompkins: Driven to Drink, because it’s a clever premise and it’s pretty funny.

The most horrifying thing about the Saw franchise is how most of the films manage to squander a truly great premise (I should note that I never saw the last two, so if those are hidden gems, someone tell me).

How can anyone create a listicle like this and not mention Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace vs. The Love Letter?

I wish I could take credit, but I wasn’t the first to think of that.