Okay, so that parenthetical (“A kind-eyed bartender who’s also a fireman?”) is complete nonsense when talking about the character Steve Brady, right?

I didn’t recall him being a fireman (“A kind-eyed bartender who’s also a fireman?”), though.

I’d like you all to be the first to know: “Joan is Awful” is my life story, used without my permission, and I will be suing Netflix, Annie Murphy, and Salma Hayek Pinault.

This is largely how Andy Richter was able to collaborate with Sting:

I know that lists like these are always going to disappoint in some way, because someone else is doing the ranking, but “Bombs Away” is a pretty egregious omission.

Nowadays Janelle Monáe’s Twitter feed is just one thirst trap after another.

One hundred and fifty comments in this thread, and not a single mention of Blake’s 7. Fucking crazy.

Also, is the proper response to fucking up so badly that you state that an actor struggling with cancer is “late” to write “lmaooooo”?

“The late Val Kilmer”?

Historians have come to a general consensus about which creations constitute the pinnacle of human creative achievement: Michelangelo’s David, Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Few of us are fortunate enough to live in a time where an artist finally masters his medium and creates a work of such…

Notable for having a trailer with no words whatsoever.

Because everyone knows now

Oh my God, this totally reminds me of this time we decided we needed to throw an intervention for our coworker Mark. Then Kate told us that we should do it at her house. We initially demurred, saying that it was too far, but she insisted. Saying it was a total party house, and it would therefore be the perfect…

It’s the show that answers the question on everyone’s mind: “What’s the easiest way to annoy Lady Gaga?”

No one’s interested in my Zork screenplay?

Yeah, I mean, it’s slick trash, but compulsively watchable.

Also, “Marzipan” was actually pretty funny, well-written, and didn’t outstay its welcome.

Remember, Kinja takes any hyperlinked text and strips the link out and then inexplicably shoves it to the front of whatever line it was in.

Ukefink, Lump of Coal (1998)